1. Shut. Up. Wait for your lawyer! C'mon, haven't these people ever watched crime dramas? Invoke your right to council, innocent or guilty. Seriously.
2. Most NYC assistant DAs are very young women. Young, very thin and attractive. I had no idea.
3. Painting on trains or a mailbox can get you a stiffer punishment than rape or other violent crimes.
4. Forget good cop/bad cop, it's all about sort of good looking cop/cynical one-liner cop.
5. Don't get your DNA on stuff.
6. I watch way too much Law & Order (except for Crime and Punishment, never that one).
